It's about the professor of the evil emperor who blocked the development of topology (what is that?) who is famous for discovering a million things, so that for about two thousand years all the books quoted him with sanctity.
He threw himself off a bridge because he didn't see the logic behind the water flowing in both directions.
I present him here after a statue that shows him in a very flattering way (as usual) but he had small eyes, thin legs, slurred speech, but he had nice clothes, a neat haircut and rings with expensive stones of a rare beauty. A true what more!